I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just google imaged poop.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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