I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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