I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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