ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Drake has all the answers
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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