You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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