btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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