You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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