Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry solo hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(612): View more from Minnesota

My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.

Fav 22 4327 1313
share tweet
(617): View more from Massachusetts

just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole

Fav 436 57258 7323
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(731): View more from Tennessee

I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.

Fav 9 2720 1365
share tweet
(435): View more from Utah

I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read

Fav 14 3061 938
share tweet
(720): View more from Colorado

Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...

Fav 4 1144 616
share tweet
(818): View more from California

You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers

Fav 3 1076 662
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(573): View more from Missouri

Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...

Fav 2 501 753
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there

Fav 1 670 387
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(206): View more from Washington

Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.

Fav 0 64 4
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT