Duck Duck Cougar?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
