Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
