She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
