Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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