You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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