So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you didnt know i had herpes?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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