I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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