He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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