I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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