She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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