last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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