When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I love you. Go after that dick
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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