I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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