Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
