Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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