She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
