Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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