Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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