Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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