Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
