Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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