This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
