I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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