bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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