We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
