suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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