You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
smell my finger.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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