i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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