2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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