We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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