is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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