Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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