they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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