that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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