i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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