she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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