if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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