He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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