He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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