i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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