All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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