What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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