Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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