is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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