Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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