got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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