Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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