New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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