i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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