how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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