help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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