You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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